Chinese Pet Shop

For a reason only known to the lesbian comedic actress Margaret Cho our home’s former owners installed a ceiling fan in the kitchen. While we painted the ceiling the grease and cat hair that called the fan blades home were documented on film for the amusement of future generations. It has since been replaced by a knock-off stained glass fixture resembling that of an original designed by Louis Comfort Tiffany’s stepbrother, Darrell.